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Dinosaurs Demotivational Poster


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




DINOSAURS - Now we know why.




DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

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boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.


TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
lol


BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


NOW THAT... - is more like it.


TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're f***in' annoying. screw off, dude.


MOMS -




DINOSAURS - Killing since the Mesozoic Era


TAGS: dinosaurs oil extinction killing
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sean - May 3, 2008, 1:31 am
I don't really like the "since" posters. Cliche by now. But this one is really good. Bye.


WAY BACK IN THE DAY - THE KILL Dig in boys while it's still fresh!


TAGS: cats dinosaurs food humor hunters
Rating: 4.3/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:33 pm
Me too! Cats...not so much.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:40 pm
Oooh, that is so cute!!! I love plastic dinosaurs ;-)
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 3:12 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - April 30, 2012, 7:42 am
Great Picture.


CREATION - Crossing lines of time Ignoring species and convention, glamorous juxtaposition


TAGS: dinosaurs and creation
Rating: 3.25/5

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Renza - January 18, 2013, 7:42 am
its ok, we know that learning and thinking are against your religion, we wont hold it against you.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:32 pm
By the way, dinos are nowhere near related to modern reptiles despite the inability of creationist idiots to tell the two apart. We've only known that for over a century.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
Egal, I remember the bible telling me about how the flood waters caused the earth to suddenly spin on a titled axis. Makes perfect sense! *rolls eyes* FIRST GRADERS know what actually causes seasons! Try spending 5 seconds to educate yourself, retard!
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:20 pm
Before I get slammed for it cause I`m sure I will, to my understanding winter came after the great flood (lots of different cultures have records of this, not just the bible) which is what would of killed them off, also best method of making fossiles
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sure, take one tiny bone fragment and claim it was an entire species that somehow vanished without a trace. That makes so much more sense than a lack of winter allowing reptiles to grow non-stop over the years, even as little as 20 years would make it big
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:08 am
i want a pet dinosaur too


EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!


TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.


CONSIDER THE EVIDENCE -




MAKIN' BACON -


TAGS: dinosaurs discoveries
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:38 am
I'm gonna make a breed of pig that is ALL bacon. $$ here I come! Thanks for the idea fallout teehee.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.


A mystery -


TAGS: dinosaurs ph**oshop
Rating: 4.57/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 13, 2014, 2:11 am
It was too far to go around.
chickenlittle - January 13, 2014, 12:38 am
He was chasing a chicken?
Oldsod - January 12, 2014, 8:24 pm
To ponder the ontological meaning of the other side?


THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


TAGS: there never were dinosaurs they are a racial memory of dragons
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
nice, people say dinos werent real because the bible doesnt mention them, but i recently read a passage that mentions dragons


DINOSAURS - Not in Genesis because not yet discovered by Science!




DINOSAURS - man's worst enemy




DINOSAURS - Were always biting off more than they could chew.




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